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Too helpful pooch puts the collar on owner


I can't get the link to open, but this happened close by. I will type what it says:


Grapevine (Paige knows where this is!)-For at least one day, man's best friend was no amigo.


J.D., a Labrador retriever, recovered a plastic bag containing marijuana from water at the Bear Creek Park Frisbee Golf course on Monday afternoon, giving it back to its owner, who was standing beside a police officer.


Doggone it.


J.D.'s owner, Matthew Porter, 25 of Richland Hills, was arrested along with Micah Hayes of Euless.


Porter's bad day stared shortly before 4:30 p.m. Monday at the park, in the 3600 block of Texas 360. Officer Cris Brichetto stopped Porter, Hays and a 31 year old Mansfield man on the golf course after the officer smelled marijuana.


As Brichetto checked whether the men were wanted on outstanding warrants, J.D. retrieved the bag from the water.


Bad dog.


Hays told the officer that the bag belonged to him, police said. It contained almost 4 grams of marijuana, police said.


Police arrested Porter and Hays. The third man was released and took J.D.


Porter my have to trade J.D. - for, say, a Chihuahua.






That was so funny. I bet even the owners had to laugh at that. That is a great story for Animal Planet! lol



-- Edited by jawlaw at 12:45, 2005-02-16

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  Omg that is tooooo funny. BAD DOG !!!!!!   My step son lives in RH.

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"  Omg that is tooooo funny. BAD DOG !!!!!!   My step son lives in RH."

Really? I live in North Richland Hills!

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Yes, he lives right behind the high school.(NRHS)  We were there last March. Nice area of Texas. My SD lives near Paradise,in the country, it's really beautiful there !!! I love it. They have about 400 acres ,alot of it very wooded. We had a very good time there. My daughter and her three boys went also , the boys had a blast riding quads and exploring the country.Matter of fact my SD husband was chief of police in ,OH HECK i CAN'T THINK OF THE NAME, IT WILL COME TO ME EVENTUALLY....lol ANYWAY HE IS NO LONGER THERE, bIG SCANDAL. oops sorry for caps. damn it I can't think of the name a subdivision of ftworth.Help me out here!!!!!

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"Yes, he lives right behind the high school.(NRHS)  We were there last March. Nice area of Texas. My SD lives near Paradise,in the country, it's really beautiful there !!! I love it. They have about 400 acres ,alot of it very wooded. We had a very good time there. My daughter and her three boys went also , the boys had a blast riding quads and exploring the country.Matter of fact my SD husband was chief of police in ,OH HECK i CAN'T THINK OF THE NAME, IT WILL COME TO ME EVENTUALLY....lol ANYWAY HE IS NO LONGER THERE, bIG SCANDAL. oops sorry for caps. damn it I can't think of the name a subdivision of ftworth.Help me out here!!!!!"

"subdivision of ft. worth.. and chief of police scandal".. that could be anywhere around here! lol Now you got my curiosity up. I do think I heard something about a chief of police scandal recently, but I can't remember where???

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  No it wasn't recent ,over a year ago. Cheating,blackmail, I'll im you where it was.



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Got your pm... can't remember that one! Thanks for the info, though..

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Thats too funny. Smart dog.


Shadow, there are tons of subdivisions too Fort Worth. My sister lives about 20 minutes from North Richland Hills. And about 20 minutes from Hulen. If I get that new car I want I will be visiting her this weekend. I'm sure they will talk me into riding those motorcycles all over the place if its not too cold. I am praying for rain.LOL



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Jawlaw,That story about the Lab made our local news this morning.I thought that was funny.  They said it was in Grapevine?

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Yeah...Grapevine, NRH, RH... they are all close together - withing 15 to 20 minutes of each other.... like Paige said, we have tons of little towns around Fort Worth.

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Bummer duuuude, your dog's a narc!

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I just heard a news report where the owner of J.D, the dog, admitted to smoking pot at the frisbee park, but says the bag of marijuana that J.D. retrieved was not his..... yeah...right!!!

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Thats too funny. I could just see the look on his face when his dog retrieved the weed. He probably taught the dog to do just that. I used to have a lab and I could throw something into the trash can and he would bring it back to me.

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It reminded me of this funny from my e-mail. Gotta put the right accent on the end part.

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the shore, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says "*uuuuuuuuck! Duuuude!.......How much water did you drink?!!"


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That joke is so funny. I will have to tell my hubby when he gets home. I have to admit I love all the stoner jokes and movies.



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