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2005 (joke)




You know you're living in 2005 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a
business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.!

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
need to
turn around and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18 . Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

19. You're too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.


20. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a #9 on this
list.!

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That was a great one, Kitty!! Thanks for the laugh!!

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That was too funny & unfortunately too true!

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i will admit to it, i went back to look for #9

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That was good. But to think of it I don't even have a cell phone.

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I don't have a cell phone either. I feel like Fred Flintstone about technology

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OMG, every single one was me!!! Here I am, woke up at 2:30 in the morning and instead of drinking some milk and going back to bed, I'm here.  Sheesh.  I have a problem.

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We all have your problem, thank god we are putting it in a good place.

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Kitty thats was funny, thanks for the laugh.   :laugh:


Must admitt I looked for #9 too. 



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I see me in alot of those.

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I'm sure I've seen that before...Its funny though because it so true, lol

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