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puttin510


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YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE TELLS IT ALL

 
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
 
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
 
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,"
the mother replied.

"It's not polite."
 
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
 
"Now really," the mother says,
"those are personal questions and  are really none of your business."
 
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
 
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
 
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
 
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
 
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her  drivers'
license It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
 
Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
"I know how  old you are, you are 32."
 
The mother is surprised and asks,
"How did you find that out?
 
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
 
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's  name did you find that out?"
 
"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
 "I know why you and  daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
 
"Because you got an F in sex."


-- Edited by puttin510 at 18:16, 2005-04-02

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LMAO! Thats funny!


 


But the pics wont show up for meoh well, still funny



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ooooohh nooooo! that was too funny lmao!

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OMG That was too funny!


Good one Puttin!


edited to give credit to the correct author  --proto



-- Edited by protodog at 19:14, 2005-04-02

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That was hilarious!

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Thanks, I forgot to keep the authors name there.. I had deleted other poster emails. I had gotten it in my email. The x's are cartoon like pic's of the little girl asking all the questions.

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Stormy where did you find the authors name I looked back at the original email and it had a few other names under it.

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LOL I saw a P and thought it was Proto! I'm so sorry Puttin! That was totally my fault, I should really read better!

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That was so cute!

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Ok now is Proto one of the administrators. I'm losin it. And I'm not certain whom the actual original author is.

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