Ok most people know of bill enginval, and his here's your sign jokes, what it your best. here is the one that made me think of it.
My mom called me at work this week on my direct line, and asked me if i was at work. No mom i have had all my calls fowarded to my bed so i can work 24/7. Here's your sign lol
My bad. Thanks, I get it now My mom says things like that. Mostly she talks to my answering machine. I have had the same exact work schedule for 30 years, with only one week off in those many years. She will leave a message like "where are you? working the dog? when I am at work...
My mom does this too. The difference is about 5 min. after she asks me if I'm at home (I don't work) she'll ask again. I'll say now mom didn't I just say I was at home and you did call my house. She'll just giggle and say oh I forgot. Or she'll ask silly questions about the kids and dogs and 5 min. later ask again. My favorite is when my mom asks, who doesn't curse, how my little s**t Zoe is doing. Zoe will make anyone shout out a curse word quite often and my mom has only met her twice.
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Saving just one dog won't save the world, but it surely will change the world for that one dog. -Richard C. Call
Tell me about it. My problem barker Tanya has this LOUD repetitive bark. She barks, I say QUIET, she barks, I say shut up, she barks, I say shutupi'mgonnabeatyurass, she barks, I yell shutupyoush*theadimgonnabeatthefluffoutayouyoustupidsh*thead...Golly, I wonder what the neighbors think, or which one of us is louder. I would get an electric collar, but she will just chew it off and up, and yelling at her is cheaper...
My mom says things like that. Mostly she talks to my answering machine. I have had the same exact work schedule for 30 years, with only one week off in those many years
