Yeah, you folk in restricted forums may feel humor now... Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down > and > > decided that the whole dispute could be settled with one simple dog fight. > > They would each have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the > world. > > Then, whichever side's dog won, that side would be entitled to dominate > the > > world. Peace forever! > > > > > > Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in > the > > world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. Only the biggest and > > strongest puppy was selected from the litter. All of this puppy's siblings > > were removed, which gave him all the mother's milk. > > > > > > After five years, Osama had come up with the biggest, meanest dog the > world > > had ever seen. It was so mean that its cage needed five-inch thick steel > > bars to contain it. No one could get within 50 feet of the cage. When the > > day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. > It > > was a 12-foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush, because there > > was no way that this little dog, even though extremely long, could > possibly > > last more than ten seconds with the Afghanistani dog. > > > > > > When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage, and > > slowly waddled and dragged itself over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog > > snarled, barked ferociously, then leaped out of its cage and charged the > > American Dachshund! But, when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund > > opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was > absolutely > > nothing left of Osama's dog, but the smell. Osama came up to Bush, shaking > > his head in disbelief. "We can't understand how this could have happened," > > said Osama. "We had our best people working for five years with the > meanest > > Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world, along with the biggest, > > meanest of Russia's Siberian wolves." "That's nothing," said Bush. "We had > > Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for five years to make that > > Florida gator look like a dachshund! > > > > GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!
