Crossposted from Lab-retriever.net BBQ Joke: I can relate!
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It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion. (1) The woman goes to the store. (2) The woman "fixes" the salad, vegetables, and dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill. (4) The man places the meat on the grill. (5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. (7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. (8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. (10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
ROTFL....I am so glad my man is not like that....but, yep, I was married to that man for a SHORT time! lol (OK, eights years not really short, but is in the big scheme of things! )
That is so true. The other night we were cooking chicken on the grill. Sorry I was. And after dinner he asked me if he did a good job with dinner. I almost feel out of my chair because all he did was carry the meat in from the grill while I have done everything else. Some men will never learn.
I AM MARRIED TO THAT MAN!!! He braggs about HIS bbq..and I do all that the list shows..it is very funny..and some times it really gets on my nerves when he goes on and on about what a good cook he is..he does one thing at a time..Oh..and he makes 5 HOUR hamburger helper..no lie..takes him 5 hours to make..needless to say..he doesnt cook much...lol..maybe that was his master plan...lol..
Man, I feel lucky to have Russ. He cooks as much as I do, does laundry, we clean together. He dad use to do just as much, but his health is failing, now I clean up his clean ups! lol
We don't let Russ cook things like steak or pork chops. The kids told him that if they wanted beef jerky they would have went to the store to get some! lol Too funny
a) You come home from a long hard day at work and the bath water is drawn, a glass of wine is poured and the candles are lit
b) Dinner is either being prepared on the grill or inside (it doesn't matter) completely, even making the salad and checking on the meat. I can cook anything anywhere
c) While you are eating, soft music is playing in the background and depending on the weather a fire is crackling in either the fireplace (indoors for the benefit of Pits and dobes) or the firepit (outdoors for the benefit of Pits and dobes)
d) After dinner we sit on the porch swing with a couple glasses of wine, I intently listen to your hard day at work and what the girls all had to say without interrupting, you get a neck and foot massage as the music plays in the background and the coyotes cry in the distance, the firepit crackles on the deck
e) We make our way up to the bedroom, you slip into something sultry, the mood is perfect for romance
f) Scroll down for the rest
g) You fall asleep while I am in the bathroom, I get up and put my jeans and boots back on and go back downstairs, pop in either Tombstone or Wyatt Earp DVD's, light up a cigar and drink 8 or 10 beers while you sleep with a smile on your face.
Wake up America!
edited to remove description of a crime--if you need an explanation, pm me --protodog
I really have no complaints with my hubby cuz he cooks almost as much as i do. What i hate is that he bakes better than me.......lol After 12 years of marrige, i think i have him broken in
T in T- You only wish that was what a night with you was like.....
TNT, sounds good to me...let me know when there's an opening[I have insomnia, and some bad habits I think you'll enjoy]. Watcher, I like my men rare...I'l take both of those when they come off the fire, please...
Bummer, I guess Proto don't like drums. She sure took the wind outa your sails, cowboy. Little more romantic description next time and it won't sound like you are your own best friend Personally, I liked your version, but there are kids present Time to
Consentual, but a wee bit graphic for general audiences. And so, you are posting pictures of pajama parties,now? Looks like the boys have gone and left their women at home. Musta had to make their own salad, and burned the meat at that Luau...
What is with the disgusting and offensive pictures lately?
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Personally, I liked your version, but there are kids present
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