Ain't it the truth!!

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats
are.

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was
an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the
fourth was a Government Worker.

To show off, the Engineer called to his cat.
"T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some
paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a
square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was
pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your
stuff."

Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned
with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal
piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was
good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He
called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took
out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the
cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without
spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Worker
and said, "What can your cat do?" The Government
Worker called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do
your stuff."

Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies,
drank the milk, dumped on the paper, sexually
assaulted the other three cats, claimed he injured
his back while doing so, filed a grievance report
for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers
Compensation and went home for the rest of the day
on sick leave.