OMG....too hilarious...poor thing was traumatized!!!  lol

I remember when Ty, my youngest, discoverd his personal parts had a mind of their own, he was very little, laying in bed and said "Look Mommy it's the Eiffel Tower!!!" I didn't even know he knew what an Eiffel Tower was, but he must have had a good idea!!!!   I about died....went down to hubby at the time and said "Go upstairs....this is your department!!!!!" 

kids are toooo funny and at times tell it like it is. i picked up my daughter and two grandsons to take them out to lunch. they have tall hedges along the sidewalk and i couldnt see around them clear to back out onto the road. so i asked my oldest grandson to look and see if any cars were coming as he had a good view from the backseat. he looks and says no. so i started to back up and got blasted with a horn and what looked like a middle finger . i said geez colin you told me there wasnt any cars coming .he had a real serious look on his face and said . grandma,there wasnt no cars coming. it was a truck !  i have since learned to be very specific with my grandson !

When Ty was in preschool....he told his teacher he couldn't eat that day because I had forced him to eat 16 pop tarts and 8 bowls of cereal. 

The teacher would have a new story like that everyday for me. I guess that day they had something he didn't like so rather than hurt their feelings he went with the "My mom made me obese" story!!!! lol

One day he told them his dad saved his life the night before. His dad has wrecked our STATION WAGON into a lake and his dad had to break out the back window as the front end sunk into the water. They had to climb out the back and swim to shore. His teacher said "Wow, Ty your dad is a real hero!" Then she cracked up that night telling me about it when I picked him up.  FIRST, I have never owned a station wagon?!?!!  And second, when I told my husband about it he was laughing really hard, I asked what was so funny and he said that exact scene was on one of the 911 shows the night before and Ty had watched it with him!!!!!   lmbo!

you know, at first when she kept telling me these wild tales, I was a little upset, you know, like he was lying all the time. She said let him go, he has a healthy imagination. She said one day it pay off for him! So I never said much to him. He is 13 now and still quite a character!!

I could tell you a monkey story, but I think I might save that one for later!! lmao.....