It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. - I'll be sure to take it off next time! (Alabama)

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.- Darn, there goes my Saturday night fun :(  (Alabama)

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. - Why didn't you tell me this before? (Alabama)

Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time. - I'll be sure to leave Kanga at home next time then! (Alaska)

It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub - But an apple is ok? (California)

You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands. - Geesh, whats next, not allowed to walk on your feet? (Connecticut)

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. - So I can still sing naked? Woohoo! (Florida)

Bathing is prohibited during the winter. - Wow, remind me to stock up on deodorent! (Indiana)

Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes. - I'll be sure to time them from now on! (Iowa)

By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground".  - How do you go abouts holding the ground? Guess im drunk! (Kentucky)

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. - But a real pistol is ok? Good to know! (Louisana)

You may not step out of a plane in flight. - Geesh, not allowed to have any fun! (Maine)

You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbour. - Umm....ok? (Massachusetts)

A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service - Sorry mum, see you in 10! (Nebraska)

It is illegal to jump off the Empire State building. - Remind me of that if I survive....? (New York)

All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.  - But on the beds is ok? (North Carolina)

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. - Define an ugly face (Oklahoma)

It is legal to beat your wife on a Sunday morning on the steps of the state house. - But you can beat me any other time hunny (South Carolina)

If two trains going in opposite directions on the same track meet each other, one can't move until the other does.  - Thats going to be one LONG wait (Texas)

It is illegal to deflower a virgin even on their wedding day. - So you're bound to be a virgin forever? (Washington)