A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian are out riding horses. The Texan
pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a long draught, then
another and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
the bottle in midair.

The Californian looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a
perfectly good bottle of whiskey!" The Texan says, "In Texas, there is
plenty of whiskey and the bottles are cheap."

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Californian pulls out a
bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the champagne into the air,
pulls out his gun and shoots it in midair. The Oregonian can't believe
his eyes, "What the heck did you do that for? That was a perfectly good
bottle of champagne!" The Californian says, "In California, we have
plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."

So, awhile later, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of Widmer Hefeweizen.
He opens it, takes a sip, and then chugs the whole bottle. He then puts
the bottle in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, and shoots the
Californian.

The Texan, shocked, says, "Why the heck did you do that?!"

The Oregonian replies, "In Oregon, we have plenty of Californians and the
bottles are worth a nickel."