Answer: Bread.  If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something  else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.


2. Say silk five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not
attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate, such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to #3. 



3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

  Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.   If you said green
bricks, what the devil are you still doing here reading these
questions??? If you  said "glass," then go on to Question 4.



4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany,(If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.)  Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack  in the middle of no man's land between East and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

Answer: Of Course, You don't bury survivors.

If you said ANYTHING else, you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.    If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", then proceed to the next and final question. 


5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus.  In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Sweden, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!



Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" and hope they do better than you did.


It is wise not to argue with an idiot,   others may not be able to tell the difference!