i think Steven Wright said it best when saying," I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd."
thank you for having me be apart of your forum.
(btw, this is molliemae01's hubby)
-- Edited by mundane at 16:22, 2005-06-01
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If life is such a great journey, tell me then, why i am stuck in coach
Number 11 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 10 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
Number 9 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 8 - Some people are like Slinkies.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 7 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 6 - Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Number 5 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 4 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 3 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 2 - Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2004:
Terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired visas for as long as 10-15 years. Now take Blockbuster - You're two days late with a video rental and those people are all over you..... I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration!
Kitts mom...that was great..im passing that one along too...thanks
oh..and welcome Mollies hubby...not many hubbies here..mine could not sit still enought to do a discussion board...only online classes where he had to sit still...because a grade was at stake. Well...have fun...
