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Barnabbus The True


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This is a petition to my wife. I am petitioning her to get my freakin goat! I WANT MY GOAT! 


For all interested parties, please sign my petition and help me get my goat.  It's a sad day in 2005 when a woman won't get her husband a goat! I mean, come on......it's JUST a goat! (a fainting goat to be specific).


I, Barnabbus The True, do hereby give you permission to use whatever means possible to get my wife to speed herself up in the process of getting my goat.


If I do not have my goat by midnight, June 30th 2005, I will forevermore cease to......well....nothing.......I'll just keep whining.....lol



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dusty082155


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ahh come on ansy. what harm could one little goat do. if he started eating everything you just bang loudly on something and he'd fall out. what better pet could a man have? lol   Goat 







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Kittys Mom


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Hmmm, goats, donkeys, farm animals.
She already made it her idea to give you a fainting goat as a present[like you did not see the thread].
So which farm animal are you, if you are rushing her?
I want her to get you a pretty spotted one...

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Ansy


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Poor thing must have been drinking (or smoking)  when he posted this...lol


Since he has to whine.....lol.......and post something so incredibly silly......I will get his goat when his petition reaches 750,001 signatures.....lol


....and if he's lucky......the goat will have all 4 of its legs and both eyes/ears.  I could adopt one of those 'special' goats ya know...lol


He is such a big baby...lol


All in due time, my darling.......



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Kittys Mom


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You tell him, Ansy.
He thinks we are new to the board....
We are goat proofed...

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lil_exorcist


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he he a little patience...oh wait i understsand I have no patience either.  At first my hubby insisted on waiting to get any dogs till we got to a more permanent duty station....I got lola anyways :)  Then he wanted to wait for the second one till we got to Maryland...I got tiki.....he he  I understand.  But it all takes time.

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yep definately get a pretty spotty one ... quick before he goes crazy



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Yeah, I understand the not being patient thing. I, myself, am rather impatient, to say the least lol. If it ain't happening yesterday, it's takin too darn long!! Awww, come on Ansy, get him the goat!! Get him one before he does like Twink says and goes crazy!!

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He must be part women to be that impatient.  You do need to track down a good breeder right. Not just any run of the miller. LOL

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Jas


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I vote YES! Get the goat!

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AWWWW Come on Ansy! Let him have the Goat! Just think if your ever bored and not sitting on here you can always go outside with a metal pot and metal spoon and have a good laugh!!! LOL

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Masonsmom


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"Get the goat, get the goat, get the goat.." everyone say it with me



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oasis05


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Oasis...750,001 times............does this count?  I'm trying to help........lol

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lovinOEBs


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Sounds like he wants it-he sounds very considerate too! If I had the space Id just go get one! THEN ID ASK IF IT WAS OK!


Every year when we go the State Fair here, I almost RUN to the livestock barns-the Goat Barn is first on my list!  I love Goats!!  There such nice peaceful animals!!


GET A GOAT!  GET A GOAT!  I would if I could!!!!!


By the way your count is at 750,002 !!  Thats way more then you wanted Ansy!



-- Edited by lovinOEBs at 02:17, 2005-06-17

-- Edited by lovinOEBs at 02:19, 2005-06-17

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Ansy


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Well...............this old bag has caved in.....lol

We are picking up our new fainter on Saturday....lol

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MollieMae01


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w00t!!!
Are you getting a baby?? Or a fully grown goat?? Congrats on your new "kid"!!! hahaha

-- Edited by MollieMae01 at 09:33, 2005-06-17

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Mollie made a picture of Ansy's house
OMG, your friends honk when they pull in the driveway, they will think they killed the darn thing...

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wooohoooo....we did it!  Congrats on the new fainting kid......lol  Don't forget pics when you get it.

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/signed

cause hey! men have to stand together!!!

BTW, i saw a video on fainting goats lemme see if i can find it.. lol


hehehehe found it.
Fainting goats news story

-- Edited by mundane at 15:27, 2005-06-17

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ROFL !! that was too funny. espescially the one that fell out with his legs sticking straight up. lol 


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