10. Couldn't muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives depended on it!
9. Teeth and claw marks all over your now -empty bottle of Prozac.
8. No longer licks paws clean, but washes them in the sink again and again and again.
7. Doesn't get Garfield, but laughs like hell at Marmaduke.
6. Rides in your car with its head out the window.
5.Has built a shrine to Andrew Lloyd Webber entirely out of empty "9-Lives" cans.
4.Makes an attempt on the "First Cat", Sock's, life in a pathetic attempt to impress Jodie Foster.
3. Sullen and overweight, your sunglass-wearing cat shoots the TV with a .45
Magnum when it sees cartoon depiction of stupid or lazy felines.
2. Your stereo is missing, and in the corner you find a pawn ticket for two kilos of catnip.
1. Spends all day in the litter box separating the green chlorophyll granules from the plain white ones.