Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat >down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news >was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a >tall building preparing to jump. > >The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" > >Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." > >The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." > >Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!" > >Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive >off >of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and >handed her 20 dollars to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." > >Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 >o'clock news and knew he would jump." > >The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." > >Homer took the money............
Like Dusty, I am a fellow blonde and have heard my share as well, hehe. Here's a few one liners to add:
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios? "Look! Donut seeds!"
What do you call a group of blondes standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring
Why are blonde jokes all one liners? So men can understand them! (Sorry, had to throw in that one)
What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence
How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen. How can you tell if another blonde has been using the computer? There's writing on the white-out
What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said, "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing for about half an hour, and then that's when the train hit them...
Sorry, got carried away
-- Edited by HunterNellasmom at 21:37, 2005-06-29
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Lol Paige, course, I said I'm blonde, but mine's not natural My natural color is close I guess...it's like a golden light brown. But I'm always dying it, I swear it's an addiction It's REALLY blonde right now...I'm sure I'll get teased lots!
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When I was younger my hair was so blond it was almost white. But as I grew up it turned to a dirty blond. But I usd to spend so much time in the sun it would get real light. But dying is a total addiction. I think I dye my hair every 4 weeks.
How do you kill blondes in a swimming pool? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom.
A blond yells across the river to another blond asking "how do you get on the other side of this river?" The other replied "you are on the other side".
Sorry, got carried away 
And blonde here too!
