after a loooooooooooooooong horrible day at work i got home and saw this joke... feels like the first time i have laughed in a while so i thought i would share it.


This guy wakes up one day, and he hears the whispering voice in his head that goes, "quit your job." He ignores it and gets dressed and goes to work. He's sitting in his cubicle, and he hears the voice again, "quit your job," so he decides to obey it, and quits his job right there. As he's heading home, the voice whispers to him, "sell your house and drive to Vegas." He figures he might as well, so he puts his house up for sale, and it's quickly bought up within a couple days. He takes all his money and goes to Las Vegas. When he gets there, the voice whispers to him again, "go to the first casino you find. Put all your money on red 12." The guy pulls his car over at the first casino he sees and goes inside. He trades all his money in for chips, and goes to the roulette table, where he puts all his money on red 12. They spin the wheel... round and round it goes... and it stop on black 6. The voice in his head whispers, "dammit!"