>Subject: 25 Signs You Have Grown Up
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>1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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>5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
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>6. You watch the Weather Channel.
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>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
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>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
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>10. You're the one calling the police because those%&@# kids next door
>won't turn down the stereo.
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>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore
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>13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
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>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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>16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!
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>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
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>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
>than settle, your stomach.
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>19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid,
>not condoms and pregnancy tests.
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>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
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>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
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>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to
>drink that much again."
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>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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>25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
>doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
>Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know
>they'll enjoy it & do the same.
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