>>> Subject: Two Robins
>>>
>>> >Two robins were sitting in a tree.
>>> >
>>> >"I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find
>>> some
>>> >lunch."
>>> >
>>> >They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed
>>> >ground
>>> >that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could
>>> eat no
>>> >more.
>>> >
>>> >"I'm so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said
>>> the
>>> >first
>>> >one.
>>> >
>>> >"Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the
>>> second.
>>> >
>>> >"O K," said the first.
>>> >
>>> >So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had
>>> >fallen
>>> >asleep, when a big fat tomcat up and gobbled them up.
>>> >
>>> >As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought...
>>> >|
>>> >|
>>> >|
>>> >|
>>> >|
>>> >|
>>> >|
>>> >|
>>> >|
>>> >|
>>> >|
>>> >|
>>> >"I JUST LOVE BASKIN ROBINS."
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>
> Mad Wife Disease
>A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked
>up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What
>was that for?" he asked.
>
>"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the
>name Laura Lou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I
>went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I
> bet on," he explained.
>
>"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a
>good explanation."
>Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked
>up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet,
which
>knocked him out cold.
>
>When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"
>
>She replied, "Your horse called."
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