A Cowboy in Montana got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.The cowboy said, "Having some problem with Circle flies there, are ya?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of Circle flies."
So the cowboy says, "Well, circle flies are common on ranches. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket.
Then after a minute, he stops and says, "Are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"
The cowboy says, "Oh no, trooper. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass."
The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the Cowboy says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
OOops, might as well lump my jokes together. Joke about a Marine... A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an insurgent soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to both men, the Marine was asked what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each other we both took cover. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life scumbag bastard, and he yelled back that Teddy Kennedy is a rich, good-for-nothing fat drunk son of a $itch." "We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."
Gillian caused lots of turmoil on my body. I got my first migraine while I was in labor with her and I've gotten one a month ever since. Because of her deformities she was born with, I have been scheduled for an MRI after I get back from my moms. I'm getting 2 MRI's actually. I'm also having problems with my sciatic nerve in my back, thanks to her. And I want another baby.
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Saving just one dog won't save the world, but it surely will change the world for that one dog. -Richard C. Call
Zoe..I was completly opposite with the migraines. I uesd to get two a month but when I became pregnant with they just went away. I still get them but not as often. Vicodin always helped. My mom also has a messed up sciatic nerve. I think it got that way while she was pregnant with me becuase I was a 11 pound baby. But she still has problems with it to this day.
I hate these migraines. I'm getting an MRI because they are very localized, right above my left eye. I've tried many types of migraine medicines and nothing works. I want to make sure there is nothing else going on up there, so does my doctor. Right now it is just a really bad headache they won't go away. The bad part was in the middle of the night. Gillian was a big baby too. I have a bulging disc in my back that is pushing on my sciatic nerve. She caused the disc.
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Saving just one dog won't save the world, but it surely will change the world for that one dog. -Richard C. Call
I once had to get a MRI and it scared the crap out of me. I hate small spaces. I was getting headaches just about everyday and they were killing me. Turned out I just needed reading glasses. LOL!!!! Kaitlyn was a 10 pounds baby, I guess I should be lucky she didn't do any harm to my body.
and migranes i am constantly getting ..its my own fault though i was prescribed glasses in mt eens and never wore them..now i suffereing for being to vain lol ..when i can afford it though i will be down the opticians straight away and getting some specs
i went through something similar to you zoe. i had a migraine headache that i managed to keep to a dull constant ache with aspirins. it lasted for about two weeks and was localized around my right eye. i wont go to the doctor unless i am carried there. but was getting to the point where i was ready to go in. then i woke up one morning and it was gone. so far its been a month and hasnt returned. i dont know what caused it but i am still here so it wasnt life threatening , thankfully. i at least want to live to see my kids are all self sufficient. lol
and kitty, i like the jokes, especially the second one, lol
