A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing in the Florida Keys with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week." "This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lot's of Bonefish, some Tarpon, and a few Permit. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas! like I asked you to do?" The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box."
Uh, huh. Said the guy that takes pictures of himself laying on a ton of fish How you EVER got that smell off you I will never know. Musta been like trying to hose down after exposure to radiation...extensive.
i had to read it a couple of times before i got it 
How you EVER got that smell off you I will never know. Musta been like trying to hose down after exposure to radiation...extensive.
