Maybe we should stop Wal-Mart while we can.

> >Wal-Mart has Everything!
> >
> >One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind
> >him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
> >"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
> >
> >"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
> >sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do
> >about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars. A lot cheaper
> >than a doctor."
> >
> >So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
> >Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks
> >for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
> >Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
> >"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
> >activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
> >Wal-Mart."
> >
> >That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
> >began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap
> >water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and
> >daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to
> >Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours
> >in his concoction, and awaits the results.
> >
> >The computer prints the following:
> >1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener (Aisle 9). 2. Your
> >dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo (Aisle 7). 3. Your
> >daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
> >4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
> >5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
> >better.
> >
> >Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.