after months of nagging by his wife, a man finnaly gives in and goes to church with his wife on a sunday morning.  while he is there, she tells him to go into the confessional and rid himself of his sins.  he steps inside, sits down, and tells the priest, look, im just here because my wife wouldnt stop nagging me to come to church.  sir, im not even catholic.

the priest replies........my son, i can understand and respect that, but since u r here anyway, why dont u get ur sins off of ur chest.  the man says.....well, im an honest man , and havent really done anything bad, ill pass.   the priest says........oh, im sure u have done SOMETHING u were not supposed to, right?

the man thinks about this for a minute, and says........actually there is one thing.  i work for a construction company, and last week at work i stole some plywood from work.

the priest asks, ........and what did u build with it?

the man says,....i built a bird feeder and put it in the backyard.

priest...........well, thats not so bad, just light a candle on ur way out of church and all is forgiven.

the man......  well, i had some plywood left over from that and i built a doll house for my daughter.

priest..........ok, just donate some money to charity and it will be forgiven.

the man........well, since we are being honest here, i should tell u i stole more plywood from work

priest........and what did u build with it?

man............i built a 4 car garage.

priest..... holy moly!!!  wow, that is a lot of wood, and a fairly big sin..........for that u will have to make a novina everyday for 10 days.

man.......well, i dont really know what that is, but if u have the plans, i have the plywood!!