if this joke was told in here already, then im a dork.   i looked and didnt see it so here goes.

a blind man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink....then yells, " hey bartender!!  wanna hear a stupid blonde joke?"  just then a lady taps him on the shoulder, and says, " before u tell that joke, i want to let u know that the bartender is a rather large blonde lady, and sitting next to you is a blonde weight lifter, behind u is a blonde lady who is also a kickboxing champion, and i am a heavyweight wrestler who is blonde.  now, u still wanna tell that joke?"

the blind man replies, " no. you are right.  i dont want to tell it.  it would be too much to have to tell it 4 times.