Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!" "Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've one 28!", says another, flicking his tail. At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in MY last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!" The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."
That sounds kind of like my joke my friend always tells It goes like this. There where these 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin man it hot in here and the other muffin say OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!
great jokes dusty and PD :grin:
