What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old
"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not. She can't wait to find out." -Anita, nine years old
How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." -Kelly, nine years old
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind....That's what I'll do....I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -Carolyn, eight years old
Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife" -Bert, five years old
How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet?"They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down...It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values." -Lottie, nine years old
"My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They won't tell me what kind." -Jeremy, eight years old
What Do Most People Do on a Date?"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -Martin, ten years old
"Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love." -Craig, nine years old
When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." -Allan, ten years old
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you....If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." -Kally, nine years old
The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?"You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan" -Kirsten, ten years old
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them" -Anita, nine years old
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -Will, seven years old
How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." -Kelly, nine years old
Lol! Kids are so darn cute! I can't wait until my kids are old enough to say funny stuff like that. Right now they're at that age where they don't know what is appropriate. Like at the restaurant the other night. My son comes running back to the table yelling, "Mom! I went potty just like dad! Stood up and everything!" I'm all, 'shhhhhhh!' then whispering, "Uh, that's great buddy" lol
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What Do Most People Do on a Date?"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -Martin, ten years old
lol i only want the one child mind~ ive already told michaal that we are gonna do night shifts, and that im gonna exspress my milk and bottle feed so he has no exscuse to not get up and feed the baby.
I used to work in childcare and we were assigned 3 babies each, all screaming, all pooping, all needing a huge amount of care so i know whats heading my was atleast
when i was young i said i was never having kids ! lol. and i ended up having 4 of my own and getting a couple more left with me along the way. now i have two of my grandsons and it seems i might be having them longer than originally planned. i love kids, but forgot what a challenge they can be. anyone that says raising kids is not a job, obviously has never done it themselves. i am worn out at the end of the day !
I hear you on that Dusty! I am a stay at home mum to 2 toddler aged children. And my hubby leaves the house at 7am and doesn't come home until 7pm, sometimes later. Not to mention none of my friends have kids, so I can't hang around other people that have them, or do a 'child swap babysitting' sort of thing. So I never get a break from the kids. I'm lucky if I can even get my mum to watch them for a few hours every few months. It is a very tiring job. Very rewarding, but very tiring at times. That's mainly the reason I'm hardly ever in chat. It's just too hard with two kids running around to get to sit down and talk. Forums are easy because when they're eating or whatnot I can sneak on here real quick, lol.
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i want a child~ children are so precious..i love the way they view the world through their innocent eyes..
