A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
john, what is your major malfunction. if you dont like the jokes then dont read them. and please dont reply if you dont have anything nice to say. some of us here need and enjoy a little humor in our lives. i see shades of raymond in you. and he wasnt a nice person either. so chill out and behave. its just as easy to say something nice as it is to be rude.
Well I have never heard that joke before and think it is freaking hilarious man. I couldn't fit into my hubby's pants if I tried....either he's too skinny or I'm too chunky
