When opening a can of Carnation evaporated milk for your recipes, just
> > smile
> > and think of this.? A little old lady from Newfoundland had worked in and
> > around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours
> > of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became
> > available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940's, she read an
> > advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan.? The producers wanted a
> > rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all...."
> > She said, I know all about milk and dairy farms... I can do this!? She
> > sent
> > in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of
> > her
> > house... a man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we
> > are
> > here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to use it...."
> >
> > Here is her entry:
> > 'Carnation milk is best of all --
> > No t*ts to pull,
> > No hay to haul.
> > No buckets to wash,
> > No sh*it to pitch,
> > just poke a hole
> > in the son-of-a-b**ch.'