>> Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
>> attractive
>> blonde woman from Louisiana arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars
>> ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>>
>> She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
>>  completely nude."
>>
>> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
>>  yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
>>
>> As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
>>
>> "YES! YES!   I WON, I WON!"
>>
>> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
>>  her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
>> dumbfounded.
>>
>> Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
>>
>> The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
>>
>> Moral -
>>
>> Not all Louisianians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but
>> all
>> men are men.
>>