Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her
> rounds
> visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As
> As luck would have it a gas station was just a block away. She walked to
> the
> station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The
> attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out but
>
> she could wait until it was returned.
>
> Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait
> and
> walked back to her car. She looked for something
> in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was
> taking to the patient.  Always resourceful she carried
> the  bedpan  to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full
> bedpan
> back to her car.
>
> As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the
>
> street. One of them turned to the other and said,
> "If it starts, I'm  turning Catholic.''