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a middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. while on the operating table she had a near death experience. seeing god she asked, "is my time up" ? 


god said, "no, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live".


upon recovery, the woman decided to remain in the hospital and have a face- lift, a brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction and a tummy tuck. after her last operation, she was released from the hospital. while crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance. arriving in front of god, she demanded "i thought you said i had another 40 years ? why didnt you pull me out of the path of that ambulance ?"


god replied, " girrrlllllll, i didnt even recognize you !! " 



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That was cute. LOL!!

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lmao very funny

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