A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for  the
> > > doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor  arrived, examined
> > > the baby, checked his weight, and being a little  concerned, asked if the
> > > baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
> >  >
> > > "Breast-fed" she replied.
> > >
> > > "Well,  strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
> > >
> > > She  did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
> > >  breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get
> >  > dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have 
> any
> > > milk."
> > >
> > > "I know," she said, "I'm his  Grandma, but I'm glad I came."