A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some

cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The

lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy - I can't give

you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my

license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will

happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in

bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and

replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."