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I clean house every other day. Today is the other day!

So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust!

Ring bell for Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself!

If you write in the dust, please don't date it!


                       


I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

My house was clean last week. Too bad you missed it!

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

I came. I saw. I decided to order take out.

If you don't like my standards of cooking...lower your standards.

Apology. Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down,
converse. It doesn't always look like this. Some days it's even worse.


                       


A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Help keep the kitchen clean. Eat out.

My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.



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Those were cute!! LMAO..

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Worst thing is, I not only liked them, I could hang most of them up around here.
Yes, Zoe, you would HATE my house...


No matter what, how long, or how much, I clean, it always has grubby spots. I work so hard that most days I cannot even walk, so it is interesting trying to get me in the mood to scrub, kneel, and climb on ladders...


-- Edited by Kittys Mom at 01:08, 2005-10-06

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i like a clean kitchen. i even clean as i cook. so by the time dinners done , you can hardly tell i cooked in there. and right after dinner i do the dishes and go to bed with a clean kitchen. whats irritating is the "ghosts" that wander around during the night and fix themselves snacks. i know they go in there at night , because when i get up in the morning, there are dirty dishes piled in the sink that were not there the night before. i dont mind these "ghosts, (whom i'm sure bear a strong resemblance to quinn and kayla ),having a night time snack, but the least they could do is clean up after themselves !!   Ghost Ghost 







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Thats okay kitty.  When I go to someones house that completely grosses me out I start cleaning.  Its not something I can help.  No one has ever gotten mad.  They actually like it.  I am afraid I'll make someone mad one day though.  I don't go in anyones house that I don't know very well and especially that doesn't know the way I am.

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Zoe...my sister is the same way. She has OCD and I swear she vaccums 3 times a day. Her Kirby already needs its tune-up and she has only had it 6 months. But she comes to my house where you will find Kaitlyns toys in everyroom and Robin just goes around cleaning. I think its funny because here as soon as a toy is picked up a different one has taken its place. LOL!!



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I've never been diagnosed with OCD.  I wonder if I have it? 

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If I ever get another roommate, I want it to be someone with a cleaning too much disorder...

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