Subject: the union worker



A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas

and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one,

he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry

it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house

gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down

the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His

search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam

responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.

"The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" The

girls get $80 and the house gets $20" "That's more like it!" the union man

said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a

stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her," he said. I'm sure you would,

sir," said the Madam Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the

corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and she's next.