three little boys were concerned

because they couldnt get anyone to play with them.

they decided it was because they had not been baptized

and did not go to sunday school.

so they went to the nearest church.

only the janitor was there.

one little boy said "we need to get baptized cause no one will come out and

play with us. will you baptize us?"

sure, said the janitor.

he took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl,

one at a time. then he said "you are now baptized".

when they got outside, one of them asked  " what religion do you think we

are?"

the oldest one said,

"we're not kathlick....because they pour water on you"

"we're not babtis......because they dunk all of you in water"

"we're not methdiss...because they just sprinkle water on you"

the littlest one said " didn't you SMELL that water ! "

they all joined in asking " yeah what do you think that means?"

i think it means we're PISSCOPAILIANS !