Science Class!!!!......... PRICELESS
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> >A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human
> >body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
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> >No one answered until Molly stood up, angry, and said, "You should not
> >be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my
> >parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!"
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> >She then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question
> >again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated??
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> >Molly's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is she
> >gonna get in big trouble!"
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> >The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
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> >Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
> >part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of
> >the eye."
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> >Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy." Then turned to Molly and continued,
> >"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: First, you have a
> >dirty mind. Second, you didn't read your homework. And third, one day
> >you are going to be VERY VERY disappointed!!!
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