A  man calls the dr and says he needs to come in cause he is having some pain in his bottom and makes an appointment.  when the dr starts to examine the mans bottom, the man starts to moan and make noises to imply he is enjoying the exam ''too much'' so the dr says '' there is nothing wrong with ur bottom, get out of here u freak!!'' 

a few days later he calls the dr again and appologizes and says he really does have a problem and needs to make an appointment.  the dr accepts his appology and sees him the next day.  as soon as the dr's hand makes contact to his bottom, the noises start again and the dr throws him out again.

finally, the mane comes in to the dr's office with blood running down his leg and says it is for real this time, so the dr warns him if he tries anything funny he will be asked to leave for good.  the dr starts his exam and sees something sticking out of his backside, and starts to pull on it.  to his amazement, its a long stem rose!!!!!!   then the dr pulls out another and another..  

the dr says in amazement, ''no wonder ur having pain, u have a dozen roses up ur butt!!''  the patient pounds on the table and screams '' read the card!!! read the card!!!!''