A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." > > The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "There's a guy out there who just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is -- an auto parts store?" > > "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires means three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and a pair of running boards are two slices of crisp bacon." > > "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. > > The trucker asked her, "What are the beans for Blondie?" > > She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!" > > >
