Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
My dogs have been digging huge holes and I knew they were after a mole or something and I had to keep covering the holes and making them stop. Well, I found a dead mole this morning. All of this dirt for a freaking mole! Jeez....They also fought over it this morning, I just let them, I wasn't about to visit the ER today!
My, what a sweet child...
