Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The guy leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr-gerrrrr Kiiinnnggg."
A man had always relied on his son to make the ground ready for planting. His son was in jail this year, and the land went un planted... He talked to his son, in jail, and said how sad he was that he could not plant as much, because he was too old to dig the ground up, like the son used to. His son said, Dad, don't dig in the garden this year, there is too much money, and all those drugs that I did not sell, don't uncover that stuff... The next week, the FBI came and plowed up the entire yard, looking for drugs... The old man talked to his son, the next week, about it. He said "I did not see them get anything out of the yard, son. What was planted there?" The young man answered, "nothing, dad, I just could not do more to help you plant this year..."
