>> A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday...
>>
>> His wife told him, "Tomorrow there'd better be something in the
>> driveway
> for
>> me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
>>
>> The next morning the wife found a small package on the driveway...
>>
>> When she opened the package, she found a brand new bathroom scale.
>>
>> Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
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