ok ppl, this one is not cut and pasted.  yall get one fresh from the oven today lol

a man goes in to his dr and says, '' s s s s ir, i c c c c ant s s s stop s s s s s stuttttering and i i i i i i ts d d d d d riving m m m me c c c c crazy''

the dr gives the man a full exam and finds the problem.  he explains to he man that his penis is so large that the shear weight of it is putting a strain on his vocal cords.  he tells him that he would recomend a penis transplant and get a smaller one put on.

the man is so frustrated from stuttering all the time, that he agrees to this and has the operation.

a few weeks later, the man returns to the dr's office and says, '' hey doc, my sex life just hasnt been the same since the operation, and even my wife said the stuttering problem i had was worth putting up with for the great sex we used to have.  is there any way i can have it switched back?''  to which the dr replies, '' n n n no w w w way, a d d d d deal is a d d deal!!''