Hope it's a great day for everyone, single, dating, married or whatever your "status" may be

Things not to say on your Valentine's date...
1. I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this
2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

2. People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.

3. I used to come here all the time with my ex.

4. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to
consider it.

5. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on
the answering machine every hour.

6. I like clay. It's mushy.

7. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I
wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

8. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.

9. I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher
will cut that part off for you if you ask.

10. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just
won't be as smart as I am.