Now that the Winter Olympic Games are here, let us prepare for the
probability of new sportscaster bone-head comments by reviewing some of
their past boners...

Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria...
I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I once
rode her mother."

Murray Walker: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind
it which is identical."

Greg Norman: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Alan Minter: "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing -- but none
of them serious."

Terry Venables: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the
same thing again"

Ron Atkinson: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it... you
can see it all over their faces."

Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

Metro Radio: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks
on the field."

David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the back
straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

US tv commentator: "One of the reasons Arnold Palmer is playing so well is
that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...
Oh my God, what have I just said?"