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Is your Daddy home?


A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned
in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,
he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's
whisper.

"Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice.



 "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No."



 Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is
 your Mommy there?"   "Yes."


 


 "May I talk with her?"
 Again the small voice whispered, "No."


 Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."


 Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the
 boss  asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
 "No, he's busy", whispered the child.


 "Busy doing what?"
 "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered
 answer.


 Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter
 through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.


 "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly
 apprehensive.
 Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed
the hello-copper."


Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What
are they searching for?"


Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:


"ME."



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Lol! I've heard that one before but it's always so cute to hear. I wouldn't put it past a kid to do something like that, lol.


When my cousin was like 5 he went missing. The cops got involved and everything. All the family was scouring the neighborhood looking for him. Guess where he turned up? We found him asleep underneath the china hutch! He had squeezed under there and fell asleep!



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