>> I Miss Bill
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>> It doesn't matter what political party you are with, this is funny.
>> This monologue was taken from a show on Canadian TV. There was a black
>> comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. And here is how it went:
>
>> *Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
>> ever got
>> to having a black man as President.
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>> Number 1- He played the sax.
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>> Number 2- He smoked weed.
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>> Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women."
>>
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>> * Even now? Look at him... His wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a
>> check from the government every month."
>>
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>> *"Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
>> shelves this week with 'Clinton Soup,' in honor of one of the nations'
>> most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot
>> water."
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>> *"Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
>> Clinton. 'The Dodge Drafter' will be built in Canada."
>>
>
>> *"When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, 'I
>
>> don't know, I never had one...yet'."
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>>
>> *"The Clinton revised judicial oath: 'I solemnly swear to tell the truth
>> as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but
>> what
>> I think you need to know.'"
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>> *"Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do 'Hanky
>> Panky' between the Bushes."