>
>
> Alabama
> Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
>
> Alaska
> 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
>
> Arizona
> But It's A Dry Heat.
>
> Arkansas
> Literacy Ain't Everything.
>
> California
> By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
>
> Colorado
> If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
>
> Connecticut
> Like Massachusetts,
> Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.
>
> Delaware
> We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
>
> Florida
> Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
>
> Georgia
> We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
>
> Hawaii
> Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
> (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)
>
> Idaho
> More Than Just Potatoes....Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
> Are Real Good
>
> Illinois
> Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
>
> Indiana
> 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
>
> Iowa
> We Do Amazing Things With Corn
>
> Kansas
> First Of The Rectangle States
>
> Kentucky
> Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
>
> Louisiana
> We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
>
> Maine
> We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
>
> Maryland
> If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
>
> Massachusetts
> Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
>
> Michigan
> First Line Of Defense - Against The Canadians
>
> Minnesota
> 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
>
> Mississippi
> Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
>
> Missouri
> Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
>
> Montana
> Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little
> Else.
>
> Nebraska
> Ask About Our State Motto Contest
>
> Nevada
> Hookers and Poker!
>
> New Hampshire
> Go Away And Leave Us Alone
>
> New Jersey
> You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto.
> Right here!
>
> New Mexico
> Lizards Make Excellent Pets
>
> New York
> You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
> Attorney...
>
> North Carolina
> Tobacco Is A Vegetable
>
> North Dakota
> We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
>
> Ohio
> At Least We're Not Michigan
>
> Oklahoma
> Like The Play, But No Singing
>
> Oregon
> Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
>
> Pennsylvania
> Cook With Coal
>
> Rhode Island
> We're Not REALLY An Island
>
> South Carolina
> Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
>
> South Dakota
> Closer Than North Dakota
>
> Tennessee
> The EdyoocashunState
>
> Texas
> Se Habla Ingles
>
> Utah
> Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
>
> Vermont
> Ay, Yep
>
> Virginia
> Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>
> Washington
> We have more rain than you do
>
> West Virginia
> One Big Happy Family...Really!
>
> Wisconsin
> Come Cut The Cheese!
>
> Wyoming
> Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
>
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