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JOKE OF THE DAY-MONDAY
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An old man and women owned a farm. The old man died and the woman couldn't handle the farm by herself so she was going to hire someone to help her. The only job applicants were the town drunk and a new guy in town, who was gay. So she chose the gay guy; they worked together for a week or so and got the farm b...
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Old
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I was talking to one of my freinds last night online and he thought he was old just because he's 7 years older then. Then I told him one of my sayings. " You not old if there is someone older then you ". LOL He loved it so much he says it alot now. I love it so much I figured I'd share it with ya'll.
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cute
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Driving to the office this morning on the I-81, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 85 MPH per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eye liner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was h...
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Create your own snowflake
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This is a fun site I visited last year & was glad to find a link to it again this year. You create your own snowflakes with a message.
http://www.popularfront.com/snowdays/
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Build Your Own Snowman
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I saw this on another message forum. It's a lot of fun for little kids and us big kids as well.
http://www.kilogramme.co.uk/snowgallery/
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JOKE OF THE DAY-SUNDAY
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Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.
Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.
The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Si...
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A Tale of Two Sisters
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I recently bought this movie from Wal-Mart for 8.88..When I first got this movie I figured it would be ok but not no great shakes ya know? The premise for the movie is simple, here is a clip of what the back cover says :
""Two sisters who, after spending time in a mental institution, return to the home of t...
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joke
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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is falling out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out o...
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My sleeping beauty, pic
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I could not resist taking this picture. Is she a dog or a human. Oh wait no dog she's a poodle. LOL
This is what I saw when I rolled over. Thank god she did not move,
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Check out the Phoebe dance!!
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Uggghhhh, I tried and I can't get the link to work. But you can see it on my Myspace page. It's the 7th picture down on the right side of the page. It's a video of one of the girls that's staying with me and my friend Shannon. I hope it makes you laugh as much as it does me!!
http://www.myspace.com/ho...
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Some pictures...
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-- Edited by Paige at 11:58, 2005-12-16
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I was told 50 percent of women kill there own children?
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Anyone here ever have an abortion? If so, did you ever recover? Is it even possible to recover, I dont think so. 
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Merry Christmas Doggie Style
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A Cute Animated Christmas Card
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This is such a cute card!http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=3152403002
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SO LONG, SIX
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well, i went outside last night to check on the cat, and she, her bowls, her house, and her food bucket were all gone. i wondered who took her and just hoped she went to a good home, then today i got a call from the dude next door who got kicked out. he said he came by and got her. it IS his cat...
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Some New Words...
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Subject: Mensa Invitational
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing of one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this
year's (2005) winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The a...
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You Gonna Cry, But It's Good
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JOKE OF THE DAY-SATURDAY
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> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday > night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a > big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after > dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. > > > > > > >> >> > >...
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WANNA GO NUTS?
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http://www.85qm.de/up/BigRedButton.swf
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JOKE OF THE DAY-FRIDAY
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An incompentent counterfeiter spent all day making his funny money. At the end of the day he realizes he spent all his time making $15 bills.
He figures that the only way he's going to get anything from this batch of money, is to find a place where the people aren't too bright and change his pho...
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In case no one saw my x-mas picture...
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I entered this one in the contest and had prints made of it and I am sending them in x-mas cards for people this year! :)
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Pictures from my sons 2nd bday party.
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[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/StormyWinter/...
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JOKE OF THE DAY-THURSDAY
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There was this guy that went to the doctor to get is sperm counted.The lady behind the desk handed him a jar and said, "Bring it back tomorrow, full." He says, "Okay, I'll be back tomorrow then."
Well he goes home and comes back the next day, and he hands the woman the jar. She says, "...
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I swear I do NOT starve my dogs.....
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Contrary to what they may have told you........
Cute Chingy Picture...........
And I went o...
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Doggie Holiday Guidelines
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Doggie Holiday Guidelines 1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans. 2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts a...
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Happy Birthday Kitty!
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Ya'll thought I was lying didn't ya??
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LOL, Last night as soon as my husband got in bed, Cinder was on him.......He got his laptop to start working on it and She layed on his arm, You can see the adoration in her eyes(She will sit and stare directly at him like this for HOURS!).......and then you can see that "B*tch you better get away from my man...
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Guess what????
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Hubby got promoted to store manager today! Thanks to everyone who had their finger's crossed for us. I'm so excited. We have been waiting for this for SO long and hubby works so hard. I'm so proud of him -- Edited by HunterNellasmom at 22:58, 2005-12-12
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Picture
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https://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/moencat/1212013_edited.jpg
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JOKE OF THE DAY-WEDNSDAY
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Golf vs Sex A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?" Thinking the ma...
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