> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
> night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
> big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after
> dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
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> Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had
> sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some
> condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
> He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
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> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
> he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
> insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
> busy, it being his first time and all.
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> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
> meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
> meet my parents, come on in!"
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> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
> girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
> and bows his head.
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> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
> head down.
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> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
> leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
> "I had no idea you were this religious."
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> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
> a pharmacist."
>