Hay Troubled Bin a bit since we talked last but as you are on the side of the law and I am faced with a bit of trouble I thought you could pass along some of your wisdom.
I got this neighbor that lives just to the South of me. Nice enough guy but he as a whole bunch of Chihuahuas in his yard. Me; I got a couple of Irish Setters. Anyway a couple of years ago some of them Chihuahuas snuck across the border between his property and mine.
At first I didnt mind much because them Chihuahuas took to killin some of the varmints that were in my yard that my lazy Irish Setters wouldnt kill. Then those damn Chihuahuas started taking the food back across the border between my yard and his. They did this to feed the other Chihuahuas that didnt want to come on my side of the fence. I tried to build a ditch between us and filled it with water but them suckers just did the back stroke and came up on my side wet backs and all.
Hell man; now I cant keep them suckers out! They even got coyotes to bring them over a bunch at a time! Worse yet, my setters understand "sit", "come" and a few other things but the damn Chihuahuas only understand when it suites em.
Lately they have been bringing over some rabid dogs that foam at the mouth and want to kill everyone in the neighborhood without warning.
Anyway Troubled; I know a **** is a **** but what the hell should I do?
Well, if I continue to post you will find me enigmatic. T in T knows I like to have fun and will twist a sentence to make a point. Here is the real deal: I like dogs and tolerate cats until I catch them and feed them to the dogs. I have a Rottweiler / lab and another one that I cant identify it looks like a collie but acts like it was fed growth stunting hormones. Now if I could teach them to kill those interlopers when they sneak in, I would be doing alright.
What, me a racist? Some of my best friends are mixed breed dogs.
I was merely asking the troubled one for some advice. If you took that as raciest, look in the mirror and you might see one.
It seems to me that your panties might be in a wad. Hot flashes and PMS are not becoming.
Are you trying to tell me that your first post was milk toast? Well, whatever; be perfectly perfect in every way. In any case you know how dogs greet each other. I invite you to put your nose there and sniff my well you know!
I dont need to post again. One thing I have found is that pet lovers have a limited sense of humor and you have proved that. Chow!
BTW if you meant Putin radioactive poison is not my style.
I guess I havent been able to put my arms around the board. I thought I was responding to a post of yours. My bad! Any friend of Troubled is a friend of mine. Ill try to be a little more :laid back Still, just having some fun.
